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Tuesday
Jun282011

How the NPR voices look (in my head)

 

When I was in high school I had to spend about 30 minutes every morning driving into town to get to school. This time I spent religiously listening to Morning Edition's first segment. This was the 90's so the host was the great Bob Edwards and I can remember for some reason or another getting into my head that Bob was an old Japanese man. Yeah I know, 'Edwards' not the most Japanese name but I wasn't really thinking about it, I just had this picture of him in my head. Fast forward a few years and I see an interview on TV with Bob Edwards (he was retiring) and... What the hell? Bob Edwards looks like Adam West?!

Well I'm sure we all do this with the voices on the radio, we (for some reason or other) get a mental picture of that person and it sticks. The shock is when we actually end up seeing the face behind the voice and our mental image is shattered forever! Like an iconic actor playing a role in a movie or an actor playing an iconic role in a movie from a famous book. For better or worst, sometimes you just can't disassociate the two after the fact (thank you Ian McKellen).

Anyway, this is who I see in my head when I listen to NPR these days, not always intresting but always wrong. Well except for Terry Gross, she just looks like she sounds.

Final thought, Renee Montagne does Morning Edition now, those guys have to get up at like 3am!

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Reader Comments (32)

Ira Glass looks like.... Ira Glass.

As does Garrison Keillor.

June 29, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterbrian hayden

This is so, so good.

Renee Montagne works out of NPR West. I believe her work day starts about 11:30 p.m.

June 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAndrew Phelps

Spot on for Garrison Keillor.

June 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAdrian Jones

If they really built a Carl Kasell robot, NPR would be an unstoppable news force the likes of which the world has never seen. Someone get on that.

June 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLB

It is clear where your mind's eyes are staring when looking at Brooke Gladstone. Well done, well done.

June 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAl Davis

Kinda funny - Renee Montagne is connected with me on LinkedIn, and she runs a yoga studio. She's a yogini. I was amazed.

June 29, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterduffy

I heard a letter on Morning Edition a long time ago and the listened basically said that his kids thought that Carl Kassell was a castle shaped chess piece.

June 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterBarbara

Ah, this kills me! I love it!

June 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterTroy

Well done. Sorry to see you missed Diane Rehm, who always looks like an old Katharine Hepburn in my head.

June 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLauren

i imagined Krulwich as somewhere between your version and Sipowicz from "NYPD Blue".

June 29, 2011 | Unregistered Commentertomasz.

Your Robert Krulwich, with black hair and minus the 'stache, is exactly what Ray Magliozzi looks like in my head. I don't have an image for his brother Tom, for some reason.

June 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDave

I imagine Click and Clack as Mario and Luigi. I think it's a GenX thing.

June 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAmy

This made my day! I often spend my drives imagining the NPR personalities in my head and talk about them as though they are my close and personal friends.

June 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAmanda

Peter Sagal wishes he had that much hair!

June 29, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterrwhitco1

Ouch! you guys are hateful.

June 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJoshua

Cool concept. This would make a cool mouse pad or maybe a coffee mug.

June 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterMichaeCooll McGinn

It's always been my secret fantasy to witness Kai Ryssdal giving Rick Steves a wedgie and/or swirlie. This came so close.

June 29, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterITCsullivan

Yea it's real : )

June 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterSara

I sort of see Carl Kasell as a sports-stadium pressbox with a speaker on the outside.

June 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAmanda C. Davis

I was not retiring. I have hot retired. I likely never will.

June 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterBob Edwards

Yeah. I get it! That's why I'm afraid to see what Gaelan Kelly really looks like.
It could shatter all my illusions.

June 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGrumpa Steeve

Very sorry for misstating the facts, Mr. Edwards.
Forget radio towers, you're mass communicating over the satellites! And we thank you for it.

June 30, 2011 | Registered CommenterGaelan

For years, I did exactly the same thing. I told my brother once that I loved to listen to Nina Totenberg. With a mesmerizing blend of intellect and mellifluence, I admitted to a small attraction to the mental image I'd created. Indeed, I deliberately made no effort to look up any more about her than I already knew from her occasional legal reports on All Things Considered.

Then my brother, perhaps thinking me unhinged, unwittingly committed the sin of forwarding her picture! And I'll leave it at that...

July 2, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterdormilon

I think the backcolor is so dark , made me feel uncomfortable.I think you can improve it ,then there will be more visitor!eve isk

July 7, 2011 | Unregistered Commentereve isk

Maybe faces made for radio...but we worship you all just the same!

July 8, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterBravesWin

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